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So... the first entry of the new year.

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What? Were you expecting fireworks?

This year is gonna be pretty interesting...



So... I FINALLY got my hands on a copy of A Clockwork Orange. It only took me like a month, due to the library's retarded schedule and orgaization. I finally found it in the Young Adult section... WTF?! That was SO misplaced... But it was a horrorshow... er, great book. And I've started thinking in Nadsat.

I started watching the movie, but compared to the book, it sucked. If you haven't read the book, go watch it. It's amazing. Or read the book.

Uh... one of my stoner friends let me borrow the first Gossip Girl book, and now I'm addicted (to the series, not drugs) However, I declined her offer to get me some weed. Aren't you proud of me?

Oh, and finals were HELL. but I think I passed everything. Despite my near-breakdown Thursday night.

Th-Th-That's all, folks!

To keep it short...

My retarded pig who doesn't know how to fuck properly (the most basic of insticts) finally did it right. Under my supervision. At six AM in the morning on Christmas Day. After his 3 concubines (for lack of better word) escaped from their pens and I had to chase them over 2.5 acres of rock and cactus to herd them back into their pens.

AND IT WAS FREEZING OUTSIDE.

In other news, I was trying to watch Twilight on youtube, but today's bootleggers are totally retarded and apparently can't split the movie into 50 parts without skipping ten minutes in between each one. Or they don't know which order the numbers go in. Fucktards. I am not blowing ten bucks to see that piece of crap... from what I did see, it SUCKED. XP EPIC FAIL.

I'd rant more, but I have a killer headache. Staring at the computer for 12 hours gives me a headache.

Oh... new music obsessions: The Academy Is..., Cute is What We Aim For, Escape the Fate, and the Dresden Dolls.
I also got Jack's Mannequin's new-ish CD. It was AWESOME.

LOL: [link] I feel bad for Bush. He really hasn't been THAT bad of a president... srsly, Kennedy was worse. The guy distracts us with his adorable family, then sends our country straight towards socialism. THEN he goes and gets himself assassinated! (totally his fault btw) LOL... is it just me or is Obama a black JFK? LOL...

I read The Great Gatsby... and actually liked it. Huh. I suppose there was some kind of moral at the end, but I really don't care.

It only took us ten years, but my sis and I FINALLY saw Kiki's Delivery Service. Loved it. What is it with me and kid's movies?...

lulwut?

I HATE THANKSGIVING.

End of story.

Like I wasn't FAT enough.

My mom made pie.

And fudge.

And many other goodies.

I had to hang out with my family all week.

Including my clinically insane aunt.

And my bipolar uncle who thinks he's going to be the next big country star.

And little kids who wake up at 5:30AM.

Then want to play Rock Band with me and make me lose ten seconds into the song.

Eventually, I unplugged their instruments and told them they were still playing.

They bought it.

LOL.

Then I got one of these: [link]

I got pretty good at it.

Then my dad broke it this morning.



And for the record, they ARE available in stores. You can buy them at Wal-Mart for like three bucks.

And four-year-old girls are terrified of them.



My mom just called... she's buying me a new one.

Pink. :3

Now I have to break it in again....

Whatever.

I have to write an essay for math about whether I think card counting is cheating. At least 3 paragraphs. WTF?!

I'm pretty much done.

I'm gonna go force myself to puke.

Bye!